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Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it
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A guy walks in
and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender
asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit
whore."
"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
