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As a drunk guy
staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing
and lights flashing.
Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until
eventually he collapses, gasping for breath.
In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, "If that's the way
you want it, you can keep your bloody ice creams!"