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Shortly after the
911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared
in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely
managing to stagger in from the parking lot.
The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"
The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."
