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A pipe burst in
a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools,
did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for
$600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!"
The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was
a doctor."