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The tired doctor
was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My
child has swallowed a contraceptive."
The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone
rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief.
"My husband just found another one."
