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Three old men are
talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven
and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there
and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like
a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine!"
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