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10. The monitor
is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes
have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front
keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM
ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric
keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password
is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun
rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors
can in the cup holder (CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard
is camouflaged.
AND the number
1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...
1.
The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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