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Dim your headlights
for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
When approaching
a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Never tow another
car using pantyhose and duct tape.
When sending your
wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Never relieve yourself
from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
Do not remove
the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
Do not lay rubber
while traveling in a funeral procession.
Do not remove the
marlbro from your mouth before telling the state trooper to piss off.
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