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A man and his wife
go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the
husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through
your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck
your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
