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This couple had
been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual
advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in
his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
