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A Koala bear decides
he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times
and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear
starts getting dressed.
The hooker says, "wheres my money?"
The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her
money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks
up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear.
It says "gets paid for sex."
The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to
the hooker.
It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"