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A newlywed couple
were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains.
They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly
couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these
newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door
of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they
were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so...would you mind not throwing the peelings
out the window...they're choking my ducks!"
