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A little boy and
his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm
trying to get back into its hole.
He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."
The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly
and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house
and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight
and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.
The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs
into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands
the little boy another five dollars.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."
The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."
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