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One night a couple
was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped
his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and
says "I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want
to stay fresh."
Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls
over and whispers in her ear "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
