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There was a papa
mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near
a farmhouse.
Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!"
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger
moles.
Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."