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Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
her dentist treats her by mail-order. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
her pillow cries at night. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
her shadow quit. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
her face is closed on weekends! |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won't come back in. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. |
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