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Mamma Is So Stupid... |
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Mamma is so stupid,
at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius. |
Yo
Mamma is so stupid,
when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
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Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was
doing, and she said sending a voice mail. |
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Mamma is so stupid,
I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. |
Yo
Mamma is so stupid,
I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since. |
Yo
Mamma is so stupid,
her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. |
Yo
Mamma is so stupid,
her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. |
Yo
Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. |
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Mamma is so stupid,
her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. |
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Mamma is so stupid,
that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." |
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