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Mamma Is So Old... |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
her memory is in black and white. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she drove a chariot to high school. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she has a Jesus Starter jacket. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she walked into an antique store and they kept her. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she used to baby-sit Yoda. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. |
Yo
Mamma is so old,
Jurassic Park brought back memories. |
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