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Welcome
to Aardvark
Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it
hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click
on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories
and adult humor around. |
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Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
the telephone company gave her two area codes! |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran
out of petrol. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
the Goodyear blimp accidently flew into her mouth! |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
when you get on top of her your ears pop! |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "Taxi!" |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her feet need license plates! |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
that she has to use a VCR for a pager. |
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