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Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
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Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
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Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
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Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
her shadow ran away from her. |
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