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Yo Mamma Is So Nasty...
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her tits give sour milk.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she breeds crabs.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

 

 

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