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Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
people go as her for Halloween. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
roaches go "Hi mom!" |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
she could be the poster child for birth control! |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
Rice Krispies won't talk to her. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said
"Yes, let's go bury it." |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. |
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