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Mamma Is So Hairy... |
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Mama's so hairy,
she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top. |
Yo
Mama's so hairy,
her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. |
Yo
Mama's so hairy,
she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. |
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Mama's so hairy,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. |
Yo
Mama's so hairy,
when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage. |
Yo
Mama's so hairy,
she has afros on her nipples. |
Yo
Mama's so hairy,
when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing. |
Yo
Mama's so hairy,
if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet. |
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Mama's so hairy,
when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. |
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Mama's so hairy,
Bigfoot took a picture of her. |
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