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Welcome
to Aardvark
Archie's Guide to DIRTY JOKES, the site that knows a dirty joke when it
hears one!
For the best in Adult Jokes and really funny dirty jokes and humor, just click
on the links below to get reading some of the funniest dirty jokes, funny stories
and adult humor around. |
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Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
even her shadow has stretch marks. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall! |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons
OR Yo Mamma" |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her ass has it's own congressman. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. |
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