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Yo Mamma Is So Ugly...
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could only be Yo mamma.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

 

 

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