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Yo Mamma Is So Nasty...
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she's got more clap than an auditorium.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

 

 

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