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Mamma Is So Fat... |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her belt size is the equator. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side." |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her nickname is "Damn." |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her tailor takes her measurements in light years. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her college graduation picture was an aerial photograph. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her skates went flat. |
Yo
Mamma is so fat,
her blood type is Ragu. |
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