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Mamma Is So Skinny... |
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Mamma is so skinny,
she only has one stripe on her pajamas. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
she can dodge rain drops. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
she can see out the peephole with both eyes. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. |
Yo
Mamma is so skinny,
she looks like a mic stand. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
she turned sideways and disappeared. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
her nipples touch. |
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Mamma is so skinny,
I could blind-fold her with dental floss. |
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