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Yo Mamma Is So Stupid...
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

 

 

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