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Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
yo dad first met her at the pound. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween
already?" |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out. |
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