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Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
the kids call her Lassie |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it. |
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