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Yo Mamma Is So Skinny...
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
her pants have one belt loop.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she has to wear skis in the shower.

 

 

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