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Mamma Is So Ugly... |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
when she gets up, the sun goes down. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. |
Yo
Mamma is so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. |
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