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Yo Mamma Is So Fat...
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she wakes up in sections.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
the body snatchers called home for backup.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

 

 

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