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Funny
Quotes |
| 21. |
"Today's
payslip has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes novel."
Raymond Cvikota. |
| 22. |
"Tell
your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free."
Patrick Murray |
| 23. |
"To
make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in."
Doris Lilly. |
| 24. |
"I
could have done this job myself in twenty minutes, but as things turned out I
had to spend two days trying to find out why it had taken someone else three weeks
to do it wrong."
JL McCafferty |
| 25. |
"A
criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to
form a corporation."
Howard Scott. |
| 26. |
"I
don't owe a penny to a single soul - not counting tradesmen, of course."
PG Wodehouse |
| 27. |
"I
always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."
Charles Lamb. |
| 28. |
"God
has mercifully witheld from humanity a foreknowledge of what will sell."
Bernard Miles |
| 29. |
"Don't
tell my mother I work in an advertising agency. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
Jacques Sequela |
| 30. |
"Nothing
is as irratating as the chap who chats pleasantly to you while he's overcharging
you."
Kin Hubbard |
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