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Funny
Quotes |
| 31. |
"I
want a one-armed economist so that the guy could never make a statement and then
say 'on the other hand…'"
Harry Truman |
| 32. |
"Only
one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the
planet."
Mark Twain. |
| 33. |
"Fire
the whole purchasing department. They'd hire Einstein and then turn down his recquisition
for a blackboard."
Robert Townsend |
| 34. |
"In
Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and
bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy
and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
Orson Welles. |
| 35. |
"The
definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time
and then charges you for the privilege."
letter in the Times newspaper. |
| 36. |
"I
never known an actioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary."
Josh Billings |
| 37. |
"An
economists guess is as good as anyone elses."
Will Rogers |
| 38. |
"If
all else fails immortality can be assured by a spectacular error."
JK Galbraith |
| 39. |
"When
I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I
was right."
Gahan Wilson |
| 40. |
"I
put the Financial Times on the floor and called my dog William over to pee on
it. Wherever there was a mark I could do some trading."
Bob Beckham |
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