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Funny
Quotes |
| 41. |
"In
the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician
knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
Harold Coffin. |
| 42. |
"Few
great men would have got past personnel."
Paul Goodman. |
| 43. |
"My
husband once worked for a company that had a merit pay system. After six months
they told him that he owed the company money."
Phyllis Diller |
| 44. |
"When
I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he
thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."
Robert Morley. |
| 45. |
"The
first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
Charles Dickens. |
| 46. |
"The
best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said,
'Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it.'"
Larry Niven |
| 47. |
"Those
proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that
they though irretrievably lost."
Helen Exley |
| 48. |
"A
good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires
you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error."
Dennis Miller |
| 49. |
"My
grandfather died in the great crash of 1929 - a stockbroker jumped out of a window
and crushed him."
Mario Cuomo |
| 50. |
"One
of the mysteries of human conduct is why adult men and women are ready to sign
documents they do not read, at the behest of salesmen they do not know, binding
them to pay for articles they do not want, with money which they do not have."
Gerald Hurst |
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