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FUNNY
CELEBRITY INSULTS & QUOTES
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"A
fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of
Daffy Duck."
Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams |
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"Most
of the time Marlon Brando sounds like his mouth is full of wet toilet paper."
Rex Reed |
| 13. |
"The
biggest no-talent I ever worked with."
Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly |
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"Martin's
acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing."
Harry Medved on Dean Martin |
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"My
movies were the kind they show in prisons and on aeroplanes, because no-one can
leave."
Burt Reynolds |
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"The
only time I use women in films is when they're naked or dead."
Joel Silver |
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"I
have a face like a elephant's behind."
Charles Laughton |
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"When
they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both
his parents and moved in."
Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny |
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"The
stupid person's idea of a clever person."
Elizabeth Bowen on Aldous Huxley |
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"I
love British cinema like a doctor loves his dying patient."
Ben Kingsley |
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