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FUNNY CELEBRITY INSULTS & QUOTES
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21. "Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Joan Rivers
22. "Awards are like haemorrhoids; sooner or later every asshole gets some."
Frederic Raphael
23. "Jack Warner has oilcloth pockets so he can steal soup."
Wilson Mizner
24. "He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire."
Truman Capote on Mick Jagger
25. "What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"
Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
26. "It's like kissing Hitler."
Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
27. "Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner."
Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg
28. "You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruitfly and still have room for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart."
Fred Allen
29. "I've done my bit for motion pictures; I've stopped making them."
Liberace
30. "Jack Benny lived on a diet of fingernails and coffee."
May Livingstone
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