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FUNNY
QUOTES ABOUT DRINKING & DRUGS
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| 21. |
"An
alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
Dylan Thomas. |
| 22. |
"Giving
up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands
of times."
Mark Twain. |
| 23. |
"I
hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've
always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson. |
| 24. |
"I
can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver."
Phil Harris |
| 25. |
"My
dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?"
Henry Youngman. |
| 26. |
"I
drink therefore I am."
WC Fields. |
| 27. |
"Not
all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example,
there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry. |
| 28. |
"Cocaine
is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
Robin Williams. |
| 29. |
"Reality
is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
NF Simpson. |
| 30. |
"I
am a drinker with writing problems."
Brendan Behan. |
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