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FUNNY
QUOTES ABOUT FOOD & EATING
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Funny
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"'Escargot'
is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
Dave Barry. |
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"Personally
I stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get."
George Burns |
| 13. |
"Ice-cream
is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal."
Voltaire. |
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"Whenever
cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in it's infinite mercy, sends
them a fat missionary."
Oscar Wilde |
| 15. |
"Anything
is good if it's made of chocolate."
Jo Brand. |
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"I'm
at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just
had a mirror put over my kitchen table."
Rodney Dangerfield |
| 17. |
"The
perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am."
Charles Pierce. |
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"I
refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing
just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward."
John Mortimer |
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"Who
bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen."
Woody Allen. |
| 20. |
"Americans
will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
Henry Miller |
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