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FUNNY GROUCHO MARX QUOTES
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# Funny Quotes
21. "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx
22. "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx
23. "Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
Groucho Marx
24. "Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx
25. "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
Groucho Marx
26. "I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
Groucho Marx
27. "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx
28. "I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract."
Groucho Marx
29. "My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
Groucho Marx
30. "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Groucho Marx
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