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Funny
Quotes |
| 11. |
"I've
had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray. |
| 12. |
"Alimony
is like buying oats for a dead horse."
Louis Saffan |
| 13. |
"The
appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for
men."
Aristotle. |
| 14. |
"The
secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Colin Chapman. |
| 15. |
"When
you see what some girls marry, you realise how much they must hate to work for
a living."
Helen Rowland |
| 16. |
"What
ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere
killing would be too light."
Mark Twain |
| 17. |
"In
my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
Woody Allen. |
| 18. |
"My
fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding
with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants
is to break off our engagement."
Sally Poplin |
| 19. |
"I
wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Tony Curtis. |
| 20. |
"A
woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas."
Alice Glynn. |
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