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Funny
Quotes |
| 31. |
"Marriage
is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other
who never forgets them."
Ogden Nash. |
| 32. |
"An
open marriage is natures way of telling you that you need a divorce."
Ann Landers |
| 33. |
"The
difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives
a husband time to hide his money."
Johnny Carson |
| 34. |
"We
sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're
doing everything we can to keep our marriage together."
Rodney Dangerfield |
| 35. |
"Mom
& Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was
sixteen and I was three."
Billie Holiday. |
| 36. |
"Behind
every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
Groucho Marx. |
| 37. |
"When
a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry. |
| 38. |
"The
poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married,
and the married wish to be dead."
Ann Landers |
| 39. |
"There
is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman.
I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin. |
| 40. |
"We've
just marked our tenth wedding aniversary on the calendar and threw darts at it."
Phyllis Diller |
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