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Funny
Quotes |
| 11. |
"I'm
very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."
George Burns. |
| 12. |
"Except
for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did."
Robert Benchley |
| 13. |
"Blessed
are the young, for they shall inherit the National Debt."
Herbert Hoover |
| 14. |
"I'm
at the age now where just putting my cigar in it's holder is a thrill."
George Burns |
| 15. |
"Sex
at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the
winter."
Milton Berle |
| 16. |
"The
secret of longevity is to keep breathing."
Sophie Tucker |
| 17. |
"At
my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries
page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual."
Patrick Moore. |
| 18. |
"I'm
very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this
watch."
Woody Allen. |
| 19. |
"At
my age flowers scare me."
George Burns. |
| 20. |
"My
grandmother was a very tough woman. She burried three husbands and two of them
were just napping."
Rita Rudner |
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