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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT POLITICS
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# Funny Quotes
21. "We expect the Salvadorean officials to work towards the extremination of human rights."
Dan Quayle.
22. "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."
George W Bush
23. "It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you."
Will Rogers.
24. "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W Bush
25. "Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance."
HL Mencken.
26. "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
George W Bush
27. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president."
Hillary Clinton.
28. "In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks."
Chris Patten.
29. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
George W Bush
30. "Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy."
Peter Ustinov.
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