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Funny
Quotes |
| 31. |
"There
are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly
in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
PJ O'Rourke |
| 32. |
"What's
the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond. |
| 33. |
"Sex
is God's joke on human beings."
Bette Davis |
| 34. |
"Like
most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."
Taki. |
| 35. |
"There
is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door
is closed."
George Burns |
| 36. |
"You
don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like
being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in
later life."
Emo Philips. |
| 37. |
"I
am always looking for meaningful one night stands."
Dudley Moore |
| 38. |
"Sex
without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty
good one."
Woody Allen. |
| 39. |
"Sex
is the invention of a very clever venereal disease."
David Cronenberg |
| 40. |
"Don't
have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to
them."
Steve Martin. |
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