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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WOMEN
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# Funny Quotes
11. "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Aristotle Onassis
12. "Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Ivern Boyett
13. "Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Rita Rudner
14. "When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names."
Kin Hubbard
15. "Most women are not as young as they are painted."
Max Beerbohm
16. "Women add zest to the unlicenced hours."
Allen Thomas
17. "When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West.
18. "She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when."
PG Wodehouse.
19. "Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
Napolean Bonaparte.
20. "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie.
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