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Funny
Quotes |
| 21. |
"Women
are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to
keep one."
WC Fields |
| 22. |
"Whatever
women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily,
this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton. |
| 23. |
"Women
complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can
be myself."
Roseanne Barr. |
| 24. |
"A
woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often."
Oliver Hereford |
| 25. |
"My
wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name."
Patrick Murray |
| 26. |
"Women
should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx. |
| 27. |
"What
would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
Mark Twain. |
| 28. |
"As
Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own
appartment."
Jay Leno |
| 29. |
"Men
are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."
Will Durst |
| 30. |
"Women's
intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
Rupert Hughes |
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