you ever been in therapy? No? You should try it. It's like a really easy game
show where the correct answer to every question is: 'Because of my mother.'"
a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'."
nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems
to be a minor one."
Dr WC Heuper (1954)
she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax,
you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients', but the another
kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian!'"
doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me
six months more."
woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave
her a labotomy."
got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon."
the majority of people smoking has a beneficial effect."
Dr Ian MacDonald (1963)
who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."