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FUNNY
QUOTES ABOUT DOCTORS & MEDICINE
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Funny
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"Have
you ever been in therapy? No? You should try it. It's like a really easy game
show where the correct answer to every question is: 'Because of my mother.'"
Robin Greenspan |
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"After
a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'."
Larry Brown. |
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"The
nice thing about meditation is that it makes doing nothing quite respectable."
Paul Dean. |
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"If
excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems
to be a minor one."
Dr WC Heuper (1954) |
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"As
she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax,
you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients', but the another
kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian!'"
Dick Wilson. |
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"My
doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me
six months more."
Walter Matthau. |
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"A
woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave
her a labotomy."
Joan Rivers. |
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"She
got her looks from her father: He's a plastic surgeon."
Groucho Marx. |
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"For
the majority of people smoking has a beneficial effect."
Dr Ian MacDonald (1963) |
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"Anyone
who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined."
Samuel Goldwyn. |
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